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	<title>Comments on: Scarring and/or Ridiculous Incidents Involving Food</title>
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		<title>By: SnazzyGina</title>
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		<description>OH GOD.  I&#039;m 7.5 weeks pregnant.  Now, I&#039;m FOR SURE going to hurl tonight.  Thanks!  :&#124;

OH,  I have two.

1.) Once when I was seven, I took a big drink of my orange juice that had been sitting outside for a bit.  There was a chunky thing.  I chewed.  Something wasn&#039;t right.  I spit it out.  It was a fly.  (that was also the year I pooped my pants...whole other blog post)

2.)  I was 18 and cleaning my messy room.  I was thirsty and there was a cup of water in my room.  I was sipping on it.  Not really caring that it was a very OLD cup of water.  Everytime I took a sip I would catch a whiff of something stenchy.  Wrong. Horrible.  After about 8 sips...I noticed the creepy giant dead spider at the bottom of my glass.  Dun dun DUN!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH GOD.  I&#8217;m 7.5 weeks pregnant.  Now, I&#8217;m FOR SURE going to hurl tonight.  Thanks!  :|</p>
<p>OH,  I have two.</p>
<p>1.) Once when I was seven, I took a big drink of my orange juice that had been sitting outside for a bit.  There was a chunky thing.  I chewed.  Something wasn&#8217;t right.  I spit it out.  It was a fly.  (that was also the year I pooped my pants&#8230;whole other blog post)</p>
<p>2.)  I was 18 and cleaning my messy room.  I was thirsty and there was a cup of water in my room.  I was sipping on it.  Not really caring that it was a very OLD cup of water.  Everytime I took a sip I would catch a whiff of something stenchy.  Wrong. Horrible.  After about 8 sips&#8230;I noticed the creepy giant dead spider at the bottom of my glass.  Dun dun DUN!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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