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		<title>She Loves Me Not</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDubya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I promised myself I would never write about the cats.  I can barely admit to myself that I even have them after so many years of cat hair-free blissful living, but I do.  Like Childbirth, It is nature&#8217;s way that you forget the pain, lest no one EVER do it ever, ever again. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I promised myself I would never write about the cats.  I can barely admit to myself that I even have them after so many years of cat hair-free blissful living, but I do.  Like Childbirth, It is nature&#8217;s way that you forget the pain, lest no one EVER do it ever, ever again.  </p>
<p> I just started by browsing the <a href="http://bayareacatrescue.org">rescue site</a> to oooh and awww, like you would looking at <a href="http://cuteoverload.com">Cute Overload</a>.  When I saw her, I had to meet her.  She&#8217;s ridiculous.  See for yourself.<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/edubyad/3711576657/" title="The Tongue.  Again. by EdubyaD, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2573/3711576657_420de31922.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="The Tongue.  Again." align='right'/></a></p>
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Once I met her, there was no question that I would adopt her.  When they said we *had to* adopt her litter mate also, we still had to have her.<br />
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<em>(sidenote: SO NOT HER LITTER MATE&#8230;he&#8217;s got to be like three weeks older and there is no way on earth they are even related.  BAMBOOZLED.  Though, don&#8217;t misunderstand.  He is LOVELY and the kids love him more than anything in the world.)</em><br />
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 I have adored this cat since I first saw her picture.  Here&#8217;s the thing.  Despite how enthralled I am with her, I find myself in an ugly little love triangle, where I am, without question, the third wheel.  That&#8217;s right.  I&#8217;ll say it.  She loves <a href="http://twitter.com/aaronh" class="tweet-username">@aaronh</a> more than me, and I won&#8217;t have it.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s a cat&#8217;s cat, totally stereotypical in her behavior.  She&#8217;s independent to the degree that when she feels like she&#8217;s tired at night, she just goes to bed without us, sometimes hours before us, and passes out on our bed.  She never talks to me.  She&#8217;s got to be the most quiet cat I&#8217;ve ever had, barely even purrs&#8230;with me.  For <a href="http://twitter.com/aaronh" class="tweet-username">@aaronh</a> , however, she&#8217;s a whole different girl.   She loves him, LOVES HIM SO MUCH.  This morning, I heard totally foreign little meows coming from the bathroom as Aaron was drying off after his shower, and I peeked in the room to find the cat that routinely gives me the silent treatment, meowing over and over again at Aaron,  trying to get him to pet her.  Honestly, I think it would have been less shocking, and definitely less insulting to peek in the door and see an air hostess from the 60&#8217;s in there with my towel-clad husband.<br />
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Trollop.</strong></p>
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